Action – CUT (30 Shades of Christmas – 6)

Last night I watched TV.  People think I’m really busy with getting every thing in order for the big night but, they are wrong! I have a team of dwarf that do the work and they don’t even get paid for it. I know you call them elves but if we want to be politically correct we should all call them height challenged persons.

As I mentioned those helpers get no salary, no marginal benefit, they bring their own lunch; they don’t even take smoke break. They do take bathroom break, but let me tell you, it is very short -I’ve been told. LOL 

Did you notice how much earlier in the season they start showing Christmas movie on TV? It’s not even December and you can watch Christmas movies on over 25 channels, well, that is if you have Satellite TV, and if you don’t, bite me! Give it another century and they will start showing Christmas movie in July!

Thanks to youtube for this blurry screen shot of phony Santa

Last night “Miracle on 34th Street” was playing. I still remember the first time I saw it, it was in 1947, it was in black and white playing in theatres all over. Sitting there with my popcorn, I had tears in my eyes; I was laughing so much. You should have seen the people around; they were eating the script faster than I could eat my popcorn!

Come on now, it’s call d-e-l-u-s-i-o-n-a-l, you folks know better by now. Spoiler alert if you haven’t seen the movie you might want to skip the next paragraph.

It’s about the “real“ Santa, who is an old white beard schmuck who is being sued. His defence is that he is “real“. Of course there is a 6 years old girl named Susan Walker that sides with him and get her Mom to fall in love with the attorney. BALONEY! For one thing, that Santa pees standing up. Also you might not know this but more often than not I have been the source of disputes which result in divorces. I can’t recall the number of times a man would ask for a new set of golf clubs for Christmas and I would bring him a belt buckle instead. The spouse would get blamed for the oversight and voila that’s when a lawyer might get called.

One last thing, if I can help it I stay away from New-York! So there you have it, the movie is fictional at best and I was not even close to New-york in 1947, I was taking a stress relief vacation in Hawaii!

If you haven't seen it, here is a trailer: Miracle on 34th Street - Trailer

To be continued…