NORAD Tracking System (30 Shades of Christmas – 8)

Did you hear it on the news, NORAD will be tracking Santa’s trip, AGAIN?

This is what you can read on Wikipedia:

““NORAD Tracks Santa” is an annual Christmas-themed entertainment program, which has existed since 1955, produced under the auspices of the North American Aerospace Defense Command (NORAD). Every year on Christmas Eve, "NORAD Tracks Santa" purports to track Santa Claus as he leaves the North Pole and delivers presents to children around the world.”

Maybe I’m a little paranoid but NORAD is a government organisation; if they are stalking me, I do have cause to be paranoid.

I’m not sure exactly when they started but eventually I did realize I was being trailed. Ok I should have known better, the noise from the jet fighter engines was scaring my reindeer but at first I refused to face reality. After a while though, I could no longer pretend it was a coincidence; whenever I was flying, I could hear them.

Being really scared of mid-air collision I tried to communicate with them. Having no radio, I used international sign language so maybe they didn’t understand my finger gesture? Was it lost in translation? 

You probably haven’t heard about those miscommunications. I’m sure they have been classified and I don’t mean “made classier”. After all “they” are Big Brother and they can do what ever they want when it suits them.

Now, if I were an enemy country, I would wait for NORAD to be busy tracking Santa and attack then. I’m not a General but did they think about this possibility? Just to be safe, in case I am caught in the crossfire, maybe I should armed myself; a couple of eggnog cocktail Molotov should be all I need! or should it be Tequila? or...

To be continued…