That is so mental!

This is probably a post that I will have in my favourite and go back to once in a while. “What was I thinking” type of question I'll ask myself in the next 21 months. If you see me and I seem to mumble something it could be my Mantra: “Eat to live, Not live to eat!” Here some benefits that I might enjoy:

Heavy Blogging - This is giving more meat to what I post… People might think it is more junks… Can’t control what people think… I can only blog my way, no matter what! 

Improve Sweet Health - I don't have health issues... now... it's like your Alarm clock you hit the snooze button and go back to sleep. It has been like that for me, I know that there is an alarm set, however, I keep telling myself: "One more doughnut, one more pound", and then, I go back to sleep. Because I don't have health problems, I find that it is an intangible concept but it’s time to wake up!

I could always wait for a problem to happen. But what if the problem permanently disconnects my clock... Who will feed the readers that follow this journey on the blog? You are welcome!

Get a fill of Energy - I already have a lot of it! You should see how many times I get up from the couch and go get a snack… At work, in the elevator, I always try to push my floor button before the other miss-fits. Now, if I could only bend low enough… I would really enjoy to stop and smell the roses… in season (it is winter right now and the roses bushes are under 5 feet of snow).

We bought 2 really good bikes, the main problem is that I am looking for bike trails that are only going down hill… with a strong back wind… this really limits the place where we can go, however, I could see myself pedalling uphill, against the wind, when I have gained more energy. 

A cup of better appearance – Would that be something, going to the beach and having the ladies checking ME out… they do now and they tell me: “Hey dough dough boy, could you move, you’re blocking the sun!” I am sooo self conscious about my weight; I try to stay away from mirrors.

Sex Recipe - This is from other sources I read. Apparently sex is better... I don't know what it means... do they mean you can do all the position in the Kama Sutra book? Do they mean the quantity? Or do they mean all night long? I don't know but I will let you know, all the juicy details, how often, I might post pictures! (ha ha ha I wonder how many readers will be checking this blog more often now.)

I can see my daughters and wife reaction, my kids have their hands on their ears, moving their heads in a 'no' motion... Personal message to them: "Kids you are reading this, you can block your ears canals all you want... you still gone see what I wrote!” I know, not always the brightest kids! My wife will do the proof reading of these paragraphs... I might have to hide the 'delete' key from her! She might be thinking that she is the one that is going to stop my clock!

If you are smiling... You are having a good day eh!